Ask the Black Mage

misterslendy:

…you all have such lovely homes~


Oh,man of the shadow,how nice it is to know you are watching my place of residence,it is like having a guardian angel of sorts.

LaTe niiGht drnuK taimz. [Open RP]
Cobalt: *Hic* Is anyone...there~?
Cream: had a lil bit too much to drink huh
Cobalt: ...What? I no... *hic* ...I haven't~...drunk enough yet!
Brim: ......someones hammered!....*giggles*
Cobalt: No...I don't see a hammer anywhere...*hic* ...at least...want some mead...? You know...there was this item in Skyrim *hic* called Nord mead...I always thought that was funny because....*His head falls and he begins snoozing, only to instantly wake up* Huh...wha...? Who're you two...*hic*
Brim: ......ive never seen someone this drunk....*starts pecking at her talons*
Cobalt: *He cocks his head to the side* You're a funny looking bird...aren't you?
Patter Hoof: *walks into the pub and up to the bar* bar keep... give me a bottle of Stallion's Hard Cider. *recieves the bottle and pays for it* *opens the bottle and takes a big swig from it* ugh....
Cobalt: Oh...hey Patter...say, you gotta marefriend...?
Patter Hoof: hey Cobalt. *takes another swig* a marefriend? well.... I like to think so, at least. Although I haven't been able to talk to her for a little while.....
Cobalt: Oh...that's sad...hey bartender person... *hic* ...can you get a bunch of rounds me me and...my buddy friend guy over here...?!
Lee: *is brewing some tea*
Cobalt: And where'd you...come from...? *hic*
Lee: Oh,from a time that doesn't exist anymore,a paradox.Wait,you mean now,oh I just kinda wandered in,the weather and all.
Cobalt: Funny...people don't usually brew tea in bars...*hic*
Lee: Now what is wrong to having an alternative,other then an alcoholic beverage?
Cobalt: But...isn't booze what people usuaslly *hic* come here for...? Whatevs...I need to see if I can get set with a mare tonight...
Lee: Seeing as you are looking for a single night of sexual activity,I may as well check to see if they have any wines.(I know it has nothing to do with the other half of the sentence)
LaTe niiGht drnuK taimz. [Open RP]
Cobalt: *Hic* Is anyone...there~?
Cream: had a lil bit too much to drink huh
Cobalt: ...What? I no... *hic* ...I haven't~...drunk enough yet!
Brim: ......someones hammered!....*giggles*
Cobalt: No...I don't see a hammer anywhere...*hic* ...at least...want some mead...? You know...there was this item in Skyrim *hic* called Nord mead...I always thought that was funny because....*His head falls and he begins snoozing, only to instantly wake up* Huh...wha...? Who're you two...*hic*
Brim: ......ive never seen someone this drunk....*starts pecking at her talons*
Cobalt: *He cocks his head to the side* You're a funny looking bird...aren't you?
Patter Hoof: *walks into the pub and up to the bar* bar keep... give me a bottle of Stallion's Hard Cider. *recieves the bottle and pays for it* *opens the bottle and takes a big swig from it* ugh....
Cobalt: Oh...hey Patter...say, you gotta marefriend...?
Patter Hoof: hey Cobalt. *takes another swig* a marefriend? well.... I like to think so, at least. Although I haven't been able to talk to her for a little while.....
Cobalt: Oh...that's sad...hey bartender person... *hic* ...can you get a bunch of rounds me me and...my buddy friend guy over here...?!
Lee: *is brewing some tea*
Cobalt: And where'd you...come from...? *hic*
Lee: Oh,from a time that doesn't exist anymore,a paradox.Wait,you mean now,oh I just kinda wandered in,the weather and all.
Cobalt: Funny...people don't usually brew tea in bars...*hic*
Lee: Now what is wrong to having an alternative,other then an alcoholic beverage?
LaTe niiGht drnuK taimz. [Open RP]
Cobalt: *Hic* Is anyone...there~?
Cream: had a lil bit too much to drink huh
Cobalt: ...What? I no... *hic* ...I haven't~...drunk enough yet!
Brim: ......someones hammered!....*giggles*
Cobalt: No...I don't see a hammer anywhere...*hic* ...at least...want some mead...? You know...there was this item in Skyrim *hic* called Nord mead...I always thought that was funny because....*His head falls and he begins snoozing, only to instantly wake up* Huh...wha...? Who're you two...*hic*
Brim: ......ive never seen someone this drunk....*starts pecking at her talons*
Cobalt: *He cocks his head to the side* You're a funny looking bird...aren't you?
Patter Hoof: *walks into the pub and up to the bar* bar keep... give me a bottle of Stallion's Hard Cider. *recieves the bottle and pays for it* *opens the bottle and takes a big swig from it* ugh....
Cobalt: Oh...hey Patter...say, you gotta marefriend...?
Patter Hoof: hey Cobalt. *takes another swig* a marefriend? well.... I like to think so, at least. Although I haven't been able to talk to her for a little while.....
Cobalt: Oh...that's sad...hey bartender person... *hic* ...can you get a bunch of rounds me me and...my buddy friend guy over here...?!
Lee: *is brewing some tea*
Cobalt: And where'd you...come from...? *hic*
Lee: Oh,from a time that doesn't exist anymore,a paradox.Wait,you mean now,oh I just kinda wandered in,the weather and all.
LaTe niiGht drnuK taimz. [Open RP]
Cobalt: *Hic* Is anyone...there~?
Cream: had a lil bit too much to drink huh
Cobalt: ...What? I no... *hic* ...I haven't~...drunk enough yet!
Brim: ......someones hammered!....*giggles*
Cobalt: No...I don't see a hammer anywhere...*hic* ...at least...want some mead...? You know...there was this item in Skyrim *hic* called Nord mead...I always thought that was funny because....*His head falls and he begins snoozing, only to instantly wake up* Huh...wha...? Who're you two...*hic*
Brim: ......ive never seen someone this drunk....*starts pecking at her talons*
Cobalt: *He cocks his head to the side* You're a funny looking bird...aren't you?
Patter Hoof: *walks into the pub and up to the bar* bar keep... give me a bottle of Stallion's Hard Cider. *recieves the bottle and pays for it* *opens the bottle and takes a big swig from it* ugh....
Cobalt: Oh...hey Patter...say, you gotta marefriend...?
Patter Hoof: hey Cobalt. *takes another swig* a marefriend? well.... I like to think so, at least. Although I haven't been able to talk to her for a little while.....
Cobalt: Oh...that's sad...hey bartender person... *hic* ...can you get a bunch of rounds me me and...my buddy friend guy over here...?!
Lee: *is brewing some tea*

(This song+that picture=perfect match)

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ask-ashley-dusk:

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hmm,someone seems to be watching me.

ask-ashley-dusk:

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hmm,someone seems to be watching me.

There are demons among us.

There are demons among us.

I guess I am ready for the prom. I morphed my previous attire,so it would be more fitting for the event.

I guess I am ready for the prom. I morphed my previous attire,so it would be more fitting for the event.