Cobalt: *Hic* Is anyone...there~?
Cream: had a lil bit too much to drink huh
Cobalt: ...What? I no... *hic* ...I haven't~...drunk enough yet!
Brim: ......someones hammered!....*giggles*
Cobalt: No...I don't see a hammer anywhere...*hic* ...at least...want some mead...? You know...there was this item in Skyrim *hic* called Nord mead...I always thought that was funny because....*His head falls and he begins snoozing, only to instantly wake up* Huh...wha...? Who're you two...*hic*
Brim: ......ive never seen someone this drunk....*starts pecking at her talons*
Cobalt: *He cocks his head to the side* You're a funny looking bird...aren't you?
Patter Hoof: *walks into the pub and up to the bar* bar keep... give me a bottle of Stallion's Hard Cider. *recieves the bottle and pays for it* *opens the bottle and takes a big swig from it* ugh....
Cobalt: Oh...hey Patter...say, you gotta marefriend...?
Patter Hoof: hey Cobalt. *takes another swig* a marefriend? well.... I like to think so, at least. Although I haven't been able to talk to her for a little while.....
Cobalt: Oh...that's sad...hey bartender person... *hic* ...can you get a bunch of rounds me me and...my buddy friend guy over here...?!
Lee: *is brewing some tea*
Cobalt: And where'd you...come from...? *hic*
Lee: Oh,from a time that doesn't exist anymore,a paradox.Wait,you mean now,oh I just kinda wandered in,the weather and all.
Cobalt: Funny...people don't usually brew tea in bars...*hic*
Lee: Now what is wrong to having an alternative,other then an alcoholic beverage?
Cobalt: But...isn't booze what people usuaslly *hic* come here for...? Whatevs...I need to see if I can get set with a mare tonight...
Lee: Seeing as you are looking for a single night of sexual activity,I may as well check to see if they have any wines.(I know it has nothing to do with the other half of the sentence)